Grandmadre Got Run Over by a Scottie



Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie
Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as evil cats
But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

It started with a loud MEOW
Right outside the bedroom door
Mr. K scratched and scratched until somebody came
But once that door was open, Mr. K was gone.

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie
Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as evil cats
But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

Down the stairs Mr. K did run
Trying to catch that evil, old cat
Instead he ran into Grandmadre
And in an instant, the food went SPLAT!

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie
Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as evil cats
But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

Now, the fun was really over
And Mr. K was sent to bed
But as we carried him up the stairs
Guess who turned the corner and MEOWed again?

Grandmadre got run over by a Scottie
Serving dinner at her house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as evil cats
But as for Mr. K now, he believes.

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